{"id":294,"date":"2008-08-24T21:46:33","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T03:46:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/codyreport.com\/blog\/?p=294"},"modified":"2008-08-24T21:46:33","modified_gmt":"2008-08-25T03:46:33","slug":"almost-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/codyreport.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/24\/almost-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Almost 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our nephew, Drew, will turn 4 years old on September 3rd.\u00a0 So while over my sister&#8217;s house this weekend, I had the following conversation with Drew:<\/p>\n<p>Aunt KyKy: Drew, what do you want Uncle William and I to get you for you birthday?<\/p>\n<p>Drew: Ummm&#8230;.You can just get me a card.\u00a0 My daddy is going to buy the toys.<\/p>\n<p>Aunt KyKy: Are you sure?\u00a0 I think Uncle William really wanted to find a toy you would like?<\/p>\n<p>Drew: No, you can just buy a card and put it in the mail so I can have it on my birthday.\u00a0 My daddy will buy all the toys for me.<\/p>\n<p>Wow&#8230; who knew an almost 4 year old would tell someone not to buy him a toy.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll see what happens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our nephew, Drew, will turn 4 years old on September 3rd.\u00a0 So while over my sister&#8217;s house this weekend, I had the following conversation with Drew: Aunt KyKy: Drew, what do you want Uncle William and I to get you for you birthday? Drew: Ummm&#8230;.You can just get me a card.\u00a0 My daddy is going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pmOjo-4K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/codyreport.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/codyreport.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/codyreport.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/codyreport.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/codyreport.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/codyreport.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":296,"href":"https:\/\/codyreport.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions\/296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/codyreport.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/codyreport.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/codyreport.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}